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Post by Helene2Troie on Jan 18, 2009 10:08:12 GMT -5
"Let's just say I have a foolproof way of ensuring the Cyclonians don't bother us... Here, take that one's legs..."
He helped her carry them, one after the other, and put them in the kitchen of her ship.
She wiped her hands on her apron.
"Perfect. You were of great help, m'boy. Now help me tie those fellas up.... If we tie them to the fridge, any sudden movement might have the whole thing falling on them, it'd be a perfect incentive to keep them still."
Jack proceeded to tying their hands, feet, and waists, arranging all of them around the bulky fridge that took up most of the small room's area.
"Now keep a close eye on them, if they try anything, there's some solid wooden spoons under that counter. I'm off to message the Cyclonians and announce the fact that we have hostages."
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Post by Billy-Rex on Jan 18, 2009 17:30:35 GMT -5
Jack was now more confused than before, but what just happened is not realy his business. "Okay, chief." He said into Miss Sanders direction. He leaned against a counter, his ears pointing rearwards. He fully concentrated on the tallons. He could hear every breath they take. If one of them woke up, he would instantly hear that.
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Post by bgjths on Jan 20, 2009 17:36:31 GMT -5
Balor woke up with a raging hangover and took a look at his surroundings.
"Holy crap, what did we do?"
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Post by Billy-Rex on Jan 20, 2009 18:11:27 GMT -5
Jack sighed. "Why does de fridge not work..." He got a wooden spoon and went over to the just woken up Talon. "Whut ya did? Ya decided fer de wrong side of life."
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Post by bgjths on Jan 20, 2009 21:44:02 GMT -5
"Whatever we did, we didn't meant to. Because we were drunk". Said Balor. Then he added; "With that out of the way I think it's only fair that Lucky pays for whatever damage we did because this is all his fault".
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Post by Billy-Rex on Jan 21, 2009 0:58:35 GMT -5
Jack raised an eyebrow. "Why it's all Lucky's fault, eh? And why am I even talkin ta ya?"
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Post by Helene2Troie on Jan 22, 2009 13:52:36 GMT -5
Miss Sanders came back in the kicthen, whistling an old little tune to herself.
"Oh look! Those sweet little cyclonian boys just woke up! Wonderful! Could you be so kind as to not bother my employee?", she asked, displaying all her white teeth.
"Don't let them give you cheek, Jack. You got a wooden spoon, and they got big heads.", she whispered to her associate.
She sighed in relief. Everything was going so perfectly.
"Awww... Look at that tiny morsel over there. What a cute little boy....!"
Lucky slightly squirmed under the ropes thqt bound him.
"You know, I have a grandson, Willis, that has the very same nose as you do. Except his is more crooked. It's an interesting story actually, this one day my son (so Willis's dad, of course), was going out to buy some turnips.... I like turnips myself, they're good, healthy veggies, but nothing like Pineapple..."
She through a side glance at Jack when she caught the pained expressions on the cyclonian's faces.
"A few more hours of this, and they'll be weeping like babies. Make sure to take good note of everything they say, it might be useful information..."
"Miss Sanders? Isn't this... whole... hostage/mental torture thing slightly illegal?"
"Of course not dearie. Otherwise elevators would be illegal! That's just silly!"
"And speaking of silly, let me tell you about my auntie's red skirt. That skirt just has too much fluffy woolen, and not enough good sense. See what I mean? People nowadays, they'll wear anything...", she continued sadistically, turning her attention back to her prisonners.
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Post by bgjths on Jan 22, 2009 17:33:18 GMT -5
Baylor was getting fed up of all of this.
"What the hell did we do that was so bad that you had to resort to terrorism?"
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Post by Billy-Rex on Jan 22, 2009 18:01:41 GMT -5
Jack was wondering if that comparison with the elevator was just a joke - she looks so serious about it.
"Talon, did Miss Sanders said 'Garbage, speak'? I didnt heard dat, eh!" He hit the Balor with the wooden spoon..
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Post by Helene2Troie on Jan 23, 2009 9:13:53 GMT -5
"Wow, that was a very nive hit! 10 out of 10!", she smiled, giving Jack a pat on the back.
"And to answer your question, young man... I guess you boys didn't personally do anything to me. Although the more I look at you, the more I'm reminded about this band of drunkards in Terra Tropica who destroyed my last ship..."
"Still though, let's get you some healthy food. Don't want our hostages to die on us, eh?", she added with a wink.
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Post by bgjths on Jan 23, 2009 15:09:04 GMT -5
"Oh great, another Anti-Cyclonian extremest. Just what we need." Stated Balor.
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Post by Billy-Rex on Jan 23, 2009 18:00:51 GMT -5
"Yea, thanks ma'am, I've done ma best, eh?" He gave Miss Sanders a wink.
Steven rolled his eyes. "Do I need ta hit ya again with de spoon again? Be happy dat she brings ya somethin ta eat, eh!"
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Post by bgjths on Jan 24, 2009 22:48:55 GMT -5
"Sooooooo" Balor continued.
"Is there any reason why you've taken us hostage or are you just bat shit crazy like the others?"
Then Lucky woke up. "Wow what a great nap!"
"Shut up Lucky"
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Post by Helene2Troie on Jan 27, 2009 12:13:07 GMT -5
"Aww... You shouldn't talk like that to your little friend.", scolded Miss Sanders, giving Balor a dirty look.
"Here, Lucky, have some Pineapple Juice, along with my quality cake...", she handed him a glass and a plate.
"Stay still children, or I'll get mad and use the aluminium spoon this time!"
She grabbed Jack's right arm and gently brought him outside of the room.
"Jack, dear, we have a problem...", she started to whisper.
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Post by Billy-Rex on Jan 27, 2009 14:25:10 GMT -5
Jack's ears pointed rearwards, he raised an eyebrow. "Whut's up ma'am? Sumthin bad happ'nd?"
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Post by Helene2Troie on Jan 28, 2009 14:27:39 GMT -5
"Well, I called the Cyclonians, and I was hoping the hostages might stop their meddling. Guess I was wrong. In short, they're not happy we took four of their soldiers, and their commander is coming with this whole armada to get them back. So, as I said, we're in deep trouble. However, make sure none of 'em hear about it. Might give 'em bad ideas. We have to find a way to get ourselves to a safe spot somehow or..."
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Post by Billy-Rex on Jan 28, 2009 18:09:47 GMT -5
The panic could be seen in his eyes, his ears pointing up. "Whut are we still standin here?"
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Post by bgjths on Jan 29, 2009 10:29:57 GMT -5
"I need a beer!" Called Balor.
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Post by Helene2Troie on Jan 30, 2009 13:00:35 GMT -5
She swallowed a big glob of saliva.
"We need to get the ship up and running, and hide in the crowded East Docks. They won't find us there."
"So... why aren't we moving already?!"
"Uh... See my boy..."
For a second, she almost looked embarrassed.
"The steering wheel got in the way when I was doing the cooking, so I removed it and..."
"You removed the steering wheel?!"
"*cough* No matter, no matter."
"No matter? Where is it now", asked Jack, mentally preparing himself for the worst.
"Behind the fridge.", she simply answered.
"Behind the fridge? What's the problem then--. Oh.", realized Jack.
"Yup. We move the fridge, we squish them flat. We're gonna need to untie them and somehow get them to be still while we get the steering wheel..."
A cry came from the kitchen. Someone was asking for beer.
A glint nudged its way into Miss Sander's eyes.
"Surely you're not thinking...?"
"Eh, worked once didn't it? All I gotta do is give him the beer he wants... with a little extra."
She rubbed her hands together, content with the solution.
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Post by Billy-Rex on Jan 30, 2009 15:42:30 GMT -5
An evil smile ran over Jack's muzzle. "Okay den, I get de beer, eh?" Jack walked to the bar, bend down for the small freezer. He grabbed a bottle beer out of it and walked back to Miss Sanders. "Here ya got dat, chief."
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Post by bgjths on Jan 30, 2009 19:37:28 GMT -5
"Don't ask for beer you stupid ass!" Yelled Cale who had woken up and learned what had happened.
"You got any better ideas?" Balor asked.
"How about getting us out of here?" Edward commented.
"I'm working on it!" Balor yelled back.
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Post by Helene2Troie on Jan 31, 2009 8:34:36 GMT -5
"Thanks, dearie."
She deftly opened the can, and poured what sleeping potion was left, in a move so agile that if Jack hadn't known she was about to add something to the drink, he wouldn't have suspected anything. Once again, he was led to ask himself what kind of past this old lady had.
"There, nice and ready. Here you go, you must be quite thirsty. Share the bottle, okay?", she said, handing the beer to the prisonners.
The Cyclonians seemed to hesitate.
"Silly me, your hands are tied."
The Pineapple Juice and the cake she had given Lucky earlier were still on the ground where she had left them, the young man trying with all his might to access the nearby food.
"Jack, help me to feed these boys.", she ordered.
"What?! okay lady, that's where I draw the line. I'm not about to be fed like a bab- Hmfff"
"One down, three to go."
With mounting dread, all the Cyclonians noticed their unlucky comrade was falling in what seemed like a deep coma.
Miss Sanders advanced, a spoon and the bottle of beer in hand, a devilish grin on her wrinkled face.
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Post by Billy-Rex on Feb 7, 2009 17:31:14 GMT -5
((Sorry to let you wait. I have to learn for uni: semester exams -.-))
"Wow, good job Miss. To move de freezer we have ta untie d'em, eh?"
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Post by Helene2Troie on Feb 8, 2009 12:12:24 GMT -5
(No prob, good luck on the exams )
"Exactly. Help me with the one who's still twitching, he looks like a heavy one."
Jack grabbed the arms and Miss Sanders the legs, and they both managed to hoist a Cyclonian. Ther old lady's scrawny arms shook under the weight.
Finally though, the Cyclonians had been neatly dispatched in the left corner of the room, and Jack and Miss Sanders got to work on the fridge.
The huge appliance was too heavy for both of them though, and as much as they grunted and strained their muscles, nothing could budge the fridge.
"Well, that's going to be a problem.", she muttered .
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Post by Billy-Rex on Feb 11, 2009 17:57:35 GMT -5
"Okay.. uhm.. yea. What would ma bro do..." "Your brother?" Asked Miss Sanders. "Yea, Steven. Well, he works as a development engineer for *sigh* Cyclonia - But he doesnt want to, its a long story, eh. He's very gifted with techy things. He has fir ev'rythin a solution."
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